Diary of a Wimpy Kid by Jeff Kinney

Mom is real tight with our principle, so I'll bet she stepped in and made sure I got put in the gifted group again.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid by Jeff Kinney

Those guys are acting totally ridiculous. Today, Rowley and Collin were wearing these matching T-shirts, and it made me just about want to vomit.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid by Jeff Kinney

It took people about five seconds to realise how "P.Mudd" sounded when you said it out loud, and after that, it was all over for Preston

Diary of a Wimpy Kid by Jeff Kinney

If there's one thing most boys in my school are into, it's professional wrestling. So Mr Underwood might as well have set off a bomb.

The Kingdom of Fantasy by Geronimo Stilton

I tried to correct him,but the strange frog wouldn't listen. Instead,he started scribbling away:Trough the golden door came a knight in shining armor. Sir Geronimo of Stilton! He was tall,handsome,and mighty,with proud blue eyes and radiant blond fur. He was wearing a suit of silver armor that glimmered in the moonlight, and his invincible sword was...

The Kingdom of Fantasy by Geronimo Stilton

King Firebreath picked up the tooth. He tried it on. "Why,it's perfect!It's as if it was made just for me!"he exclaimed. "Quick! Summon the royal dentist!"

The Kingdom of Fantasy by Geronimo Stilton

My heart pounded under my fur as I kissed the sleeping queen's hand. In a flash,Queen Blossom's eyes popped open. "Dear knight,I knew you would come!'she cried. She wept tears of joy.

The Jaguar's Jewel by Ron Roy

Dink ran his fingers over the striped wallpaper. Just above his head, he felt a thin crack. He followed the crack with his fingers until he felt another crack, this one running down toward the floor.

The Jaguar