Mighty Mount Kilimanjaro by Geronimo Stilton

I gave him a funny look. Did Bruce think I'd fallen off the cheese cart? Sure, I hated travelling, but I'd been doing it for years!

Mighty Mount Kilimanjaro by Geronimo Stilton

Since I was unable to make up my mind, I decided to treat myself. I grabbed the largest plate I could find and filled it with a selection of every tasty tidbit inside the fridge. Then I made a cup of hot cheddar and headed to the living room to light the fire.

Alvin Ho by Lenore Look

Boatswain nodded, I swear it. "Why, how now putz...," I began in a shakespearen curse. Then I stopped myself. I cleared my throat.

Alvin Ho by Lenore Look

Flea sliced her arm like a sword through the air. She added a kick to the side too.

Alvin Ho by Lenore Look

"Wipe thy ugly face,thou weedy earth-vexing whey-face," Calvin would say. "Methinks you stink, thou pribbling beetle-headed harpy."

Alvin Ho by Lenore Look

But Calvin was not. "That's stupid," he said. Calvin is not supposed to use the s-word, it is bad.

Alvin Ho by Lenore Look

"You're like a piece of frozen sausage fallen off the truck," my brother, Calvin, likes to say. It is true. I am something like that.